In My Mind’s Zen Garden

Ever wonder why President George W. Bush is keeping a very low profile right now? Yep, I don’t know either, but I think this video might explain it.

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WHY I’M GOING TO MISS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

1. He’s So Funny.

Let’s face it. Whenever President Bush gives speeches, he has this little mischevious look on his face, as if he’s going to laugh at any given moment, or he’s got a secret that he just won’t give up. Sometimes, he looks like he just finished a bong and is high as a kite. Hmm…

2. He Gives Incredibly Funny Speeches

We all know by now that President George W. Bush was never an articulate speaker. But whoa… watching this video again sure drives the point home. I mean, I know a few high school students who could probably whip him in any debate.

3. He’s Got Spunk

Well, despite his lack of oratorial skills, George Bush has got the spunk. He’s got attitude. Though it never came across well in foreign policy and across the oceans, he sure connected to the common American folk. GW Bush has always had the spunk. Gotta hand it to him.

4. He Introduced Us To Those Pesky Hidden WMDs

Did we ever find them? Hmmm… Guess not. But they were there. We can trust Dubbya and Cheney when they said they were there. Those pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction. I think the Iraqis had cloaking devices on them!

5. He Brought Us Condi

And last but not least, GW Bush brought us Condoleezza Rice, our top national security advisor. Okay, I just threw this last one in for fun. Was there any significance for mentioning Condi? Eh, I don’t think so. But she was so certain those pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction were there too.

We’ll Miss You GW

Yes, we’ll miss you President Bush when your term is up… that’s 8 years in the White House, and you’ll give up the Oval Office to the next president of the United States, be it McCain, Clinton or Obama… whoever will takeover will discover that you were a hard act to follow.

And be sure to check out my post on George Bush and Zombies!