It’s amazing, with the software that is being developed these days, that enable a camera to distinguish the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. —George W. Bush
As if we can’t get enough of ‘em… Looking back on 8 wonderful years of Bushisms… it’s been a great run. So here’s the best as featured on Letterman:
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Ever wonder why President George W. Bush is keeping a very low profile right now? Yep, I don’t know either, but I think this video might explain it.
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WHY I’M GOING TO MISS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
1. He’s So Funny.
Let’s face it. Whenever President Bush gives speeches, he has this little mischevious look on his face, as if he’s going to laugh at any given moment, or he’s got a secret that he just won’t give up. Sometimes, he looks like he just finished a bong and is high as a kite. Hmm…
2. He Gives Incredibly Funny Speeches
We all know by now that President George W. Bush was never an articulate speaker. But whoa… watching this video again sure drives the point home. I mean, I know a few high school students who could probably whip him in any debate.
3. He’s Got Spunk
Well, despite his lack of oratorial skills, George Bush has got the spunk. He’s got attitude. Though it never came across well in foreign policy and across the oceans, he sure connected to the common American folk. GW Bush has always had the spunk. Gotta hand it to him.
4. He Introduced Us To Those Pesky Hidden WMDs
Did we ever find them? Hmmm… Guess not. But they were there. We can trust Dubbya and Cheney when they said they were there. Those pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction. I think the Iraqis had cloaking devices on them!
5. He Brought Us Condi
And last but not least, GW Bush brought us Condoleezza Rice, our top national security advisor. Okay, I just threw this last one in for fun. Was there any significance for mentioning Condi? Eh, I don’t think so. But she was so certain those pesky Weapons of Mass Destruction were there too.
We’ll Miss You GW
Yes, we’ll miss you President Bush when your term is up… that’s 8 years in the White House, and you’ll give up the Oval Office to the next president of the United States, be it McCain, Clinton or Obama… whoever will takeover will discover that you were a hard act to follow.
And be sure to check out my post on George Bush and Zombies!
My sister sent this one to me via email… okay, funny and cute! I’m actually in the middle of preparing my taxes right now, so I could use a chuckle.
The Internal Revenue Service’s new “simple” tax form.
If only life were that simple… hehe.
This one had me laughing. Okay, sometimes we need to lighten up a little and let out a chuckle. And this YouTube video did just that. Testing it out on a carrot? *haha8
Found this on youtube: Obviously a manipulated news conference in which President Bush is asked about his stance regarding the Zombie issue… funny stuff!
Okay, I’m curious…
Anyone out there know about the Illuminatti? Anyone care?
Overall, I know there are “forces” out there that might have an impact on my life, but to dwell on them I feel is useless. It’s important to realize that the powers-that-be out there are doing their thing, but I’m an individual and just one human in the ocean of humanity… also doing my thing.
Also, I know that I may be a microbe in the whole grand scheme of things, but people such as myself have control to do things. Just like the microbe has to do what it has to do, living within the larger organism… I can choose to eat an apple right now, or change into something more comfortable. I can choose to eat organic or just be a raw vegan. I can choose what religion to follow, or no religion at all…
Anyway, just wondering if anyone was aware of the Illuminati, and the so-called conspiracy theories behind them.
Wikipedia.org presents a most thorough and surprisingly detailed explanation on the subject of flatulence right here. I confess I’m quite surprised at the space devoted to this. But, of course, we all know how this is VERY important information:
…as a result of the voluntary or involuntary tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs through the anus, which, usually depending upon the relative positioning of each buttock, may or may not result in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound. This is often perceived as being humorous or socially awkward. The process may also result in the emission of odor, often deemed foul in character…
And Wikipedia’s page explains the “social considerations” involved!
While the act of farting is generally considered to be an unfortunate (but sometimes intentionally contrived) occurence in public settings, a flatus may, in casual circumstances, be used as either a humorous supplement to a joke, or as a comic activity in and of itself. usually accompanied by a distinct odor and sound, a process known informally as farting, or as passing gas.
Intentionally contrived?
And Wikipedia further explains the “mechanism of action”, and keywords like “vibration”, “tightness”, “pitch”, even… and the fact that flatulence can occur accidentally… oh my!
The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, not by the buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat. The pitch of the flatulence outburst can also be affected by the anal embouchure. Among humans, sometimes farting happens accidentally, such as incidentally to coughing or sneezing; on other occasions, intentional farting occurs through the tensing and releasing of the anal sphincter.
Um, well… you’ll have to read the whole page. It’s pretty thorough!
Pat has turned me on to TikiBar TV, a video podcast that is mostly ad libbed, and quite funny and wacky… dedicated to mixed drinks and cocktails, paradise and ultra-lounge culture!
One can learn how to make a variety of mixed drinks, and it’s easy getting a crush on the femme of the show… Lala!
i’m actually okay with this. but it’s stuff like this that sometimes makes me wanna go over to the darkside…
So, I’ve been handed some hateful comments…
whoopdeedoo you photographed a cloud! you suck.
Ah, a little criticism regarding my photographic skills and choice of subject matter? Moi? Thank you. I love compliments!
you suck. you and your “gigs” c’mon man grow up. get a real job and feed your children.
And some harsh words about my chosen profession… again! You get a life @$$hºLé! And I’m fortunate enough to be able to do this… blessed, even!
blah blah blah
Oh, run out of things to say, have we?
Well I DO have something to say! I’ve got your ip address right here and you’re with Comcast I see! And it looks like you live in the Bay Area, of all places.
Now to see what I can do with it. And thanks for the entertaining feedback. I found it quite amusing, and no, I’m not hurt by it. Just amused that someone who apparently doesn’t like me would use up their precious time thinking about me, enough to leave me some rather entertaining comments. *swoons*
Thank you. You’ve made my day!
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